The testing began… and the verdict is in…
I’m officially IN LOVE with ‘Go Max Go Foods’ new Candy Bars, bugger finding myself a handsome vegan prince to kiss (well at least right at this very nano-second anyways, lol)… this gal’s got it sorted on those cool Aussie nights with her new favourite friend and self-proclaimed vegan product of The Year.
Drum-roll please… The vegan version of a ‘Snickers Bar’.
Let me start by saying that unlike men, these babies won’t ever make me cry, unless they disappear off the market that is (*No offence guys, I love you, but until I have the honor of actually being kissed and swept off my feet by the veggie prince of my dreams I guess I’ll be reveling with my alternate Beloved a little while yet… ‘Vegan Chocolate’ (giggles) cause these candy bars make me VERY HAPPY. Infact I think they send me into some kind of psychedelic vegan trance they are that Wickedly Good.
“Thanks Go Max Go Foods” you’ve made my heart sing so very much louder with these Spectacular Chocolate Creations! But don’t take my word for it folks, read more about them below and discover just how tempting they truly are then go out there and get your veggie rocks off with these sinfully luscious treats.
I’ll see you on the other side of my self-induced-vegan-snickers-coma. So if I don’t come out alive you’ll know I’ve died a very happy lil vegan munchkin!
These Candy bars will literally ROCK Your World…
‘Go Max Go Foods’ candy bars are covered with their signature-recipe rice-milk chocolate. Light and lovely, it makes dairy-milk chocolate positively passé. Four fantastic chocolate flavoured bars to choose from, this will get your senses drooling…
If your idea of the perfect candy bar is layers of dry roasted peanuts, buttery-tasting caramel, and rich peanut nougat, sweetly wrapped in a delicious chocolately coating, then smile BIG because, the Jokerz™ bar is the one for you – a vegan Snickers bar that is extraordinarily tantilizing, better than the real deal from what I remember of my carni days and as I said before my new best friend. It’s more-ish people, you’ll love it (unless you don’t… in which case I can’t help you anymore and you may need to stop reading this post now and go get test’s done to see if your taste-buds are in correct working order).
Next up is the Buccaneer™ bar which is rich, fluffy, chocolately nougat covered in a creamy chocolately coating, and it’s the vegan version of a ‘milky way bar’. The kids will love this one, I did and I’m a big kid so just take my word for it okay!
Now imagine that same rich, fluffy, chocolately nougat topped with a layer of thick, buttery-tasting caramel all wrapped up in a very creamy, rice-milk chocolate coating. If this gives you sweet dreams of traditional ‘Mars Bars’, then the Twilight™ bar is what you need to sink your teeth into (it’ll blow your mind back to your liquid meat dairy-eating days that’s for sure but without the foul aftertaste of pus filled dairy milk that is left behind – Cruelty Free all the way here folks – how sweet the song).
And last but not least if you crave a gently sweetened moist and tender coconut candy bar topped with three whole dry roasted almonds and covered in a luscious chocolately coating… hang out in your own Heavenly bliss with this veganized version of a ‘Bounty Bar’ called the Mahalo™. It’s absolutely sublime and fit for the Gods.
Hmmm, I’m getting delirious just writing about these vegan prodigy’s, but before I go and succumb to more of my chocolate filled fantasies let me finish up by saying that I highly recommend you taste your way to Paradise with all four of these seductive sensations. Enjoy BUT be WARNED however as all of these babies are feverishly ADDICTIVE, so tread carefully if you so choose and don’t send yourself to hospital from a vegan chocolate overdose (hehe), but then again I might just see you in the waiting room cause I think by the time I’m finished with these naughty little treats myself I’ll be up for a doctors appointment to recover and bring me back to reality from my own cosmosis anyways.
So as you can see, I’ve unashamedly been totally Seduced by the simple things in life yet again and to be frank I’d gleefully let ’Go Max’ hitch a ride on the back of my scooter anytime, at this point infact I’m hoping and praying that Max will add more treats to the selection in the future. I for one can’t wait for the next climax to arrive!
Peace and Happy Indulgence to You,
Rebecca
PS> And yes in case you are wondering, I’ve given up and surrendered ‘My Vegan Prince Charming’ fantasy for Go Max, he’s got me hooked and today that’s good enough for me.
Manufacturer: www.GoMaxGoFoods.com
Grab yours in Oz from: www.CrueltyFreeShop.com.au